Dirty business - when the tide turns toxic
Last night I sat therewith 2 of my kids, jaw tight, heart heavy, watching a story that felt both shocking and completely unsurprising. Because if you care about water - really care - you know something has been wrong for a long time.
I remember talking to Chris Hines (Co-founder of Surfers Against Sewage) about this scandal and the part he played in this. It was shocking to hear, but to see it come to life in this drama-documentary was chilling.
Dirty Business is not an easy watch.
This is not just about sewage
The human cost
The absurdity of denial
Why this matters
It shouldn’t be.
This series rips the lid off it.
On the surface, it’s about spills. Brown rivers. Beaches closed. Fish floating belly up.
But underneath, it’s about something deeper.
It’s about what happens when we privatise something elemental. Something that quite literally runs through our bodies and our landscapes. Water is not a product. It is life.
And yet here we are.
The series tracks the slow unravelling that began with privatisation under Margaret Thatcher. What followed was a maze of deregulation, dividends and denial. A system that feels rigged to protect profit, not people.
You can feel the anger building as the episodes unfold.
What hit hardest wasn’t the policy. It was the people.
Two retired neighbours staring at a river they’ve known their whole lives. Once clear. Now brown and lifeless. Being told nothing is wrong.
A family who lost their eight-year-old daughter after a seaside holiday. An E. coli infection. An inquest. Shrugs. Technicalities. “Misadventure.”
Try sitting with that.
As a father, that story sits in your chest like a stone.
We talk a lot about Blue Health. About how being near water calms the nervous system. Lowers stress. Restores us. I’ve built my life around that belief. I’ve seen it heal people.
But what happens when the very thing that is meant to heal us is polluted?
Ocean health and human health are not separate. They are entangled. When rivers are poisoned, so are we.
What makes Dirty Business so powerful is its simplicity.
Real footage of sewage spills. Actors reading out official statements denying the scale or severity of what you can see with your own eyes.
It would be funny if it wasn’t so bleak.
The Environment Agency hollowed out. Inspections cut. Whistleblowers ignored. Water companies issuing carefully worded responses while continuing to pump waste into rivers and seas.
And still, bills go up.
You don’t need to be left or right to feel that something is broken here. Clean water should not be political. It should be basic.
We live on a blue planet. Our bodies are mostly water. We tell our kids to get in the sea. To swim in rivers. To connect with nature.
And yet we have normalised sewage warnings like they’re weather reports.
This documentary is a wake-up call. Not shrill. Not preachy. Just clear.
It reminds us that systems are designed. And if they are designed badly, they can be redesigned.
If we poison the source, we poison the self.
Dirty Business left me angry. But also hopeful.
Because once people see clearly, it’s hard to unsee.
And tides do turn.
The message from Surfers Against Sewage
"Sick of the lies, sick of the greed and sick of a system that’s rigged against us. Sick of rising bills, sick of sewage spills, and sick of empty promises.
Our privatised water system has failed. Private companies cannot and will not prioritise public health, or the environment over profit.
The new Channel 4 factual drama Dirty Business is exposing the truth like never before. It’s blowing the sewage scandal wide open for the rest of the country to see – grabbing the public’s attention, the media’s attention, and the Government’s attention.
This is our moment to rise up against corporate greed. And that’s why we need your support now.
Sign the petition to demand our Government put an end to the profit-driven sewage scandal.
It’s time to take back control of the water industry and put people before payouts.
SIGN HERE!

